✦ no feet · no body · just the tips ✦

Coming soon.

Great pedicures in. Beach talons out.

The coming-soon for the best nails on the sand — and a proper, tasteful watch for the overgrown, curly, "my feet are done" kind. Toes only. No feet. No body. Nothing explicit.

No account, no spam, no waiting line — just the first toes. We'll tell you when the doors open.

The first toes

A tiny preview of the toe-tal goodness inbound. These are our seed toes — when we open, they make way for the real, user-submitted nails. 100% toes, 0% feet, always.

A freshly polished row of five toes with multi-coloured nails on a dark background — A freshly done set of five — the 10/10 standard, arriving first. (No feet, so nothing shows below the line.)

A glossy cartoon toe with hot-pink nails and a tiny heart, rated 10 out of 10 — 10/10, and proud. Coral nail, tiny heart.

A glossy cartoon toe with a mint nail and sparkles — The full line-up — five on the floor. Shine included.

A smiling cartoon toe with a golden nail — Wiggle! They waved hello. Golden-hour nails.

A glossy cartoon toe with a sky-blue nail — Toes, but make them candy. Sky-blue and sweet.

The tiniest cartoon baby toe with a lilac nail — The tiny ones — don't let them wander off to a foot.

Pedicures vs. Talons

One body part, two moods. We're cheering the good ones and keeping a tasteful record on the bad.

A spotless, glossy 10-out-of-10 cartoon toe with a pink nail and a heart — The pedicure — spotless, shiny, on-point. Queue-worthy.

A cartoon overgrown, curly toenail — a beach talon — with a distressed kawaii face and a REPORTED stamp — The talon — overgrown, curly, reported. Beach hazard.

The Talon Watch

Someone's summer didn't go as planned. Report the horror — it stays PG, tasteful, and nobody's name ever makes it in. We're a watch, not a mob.

The season's most-reported overgrown beach talon, cartoon — The "summer special" — the one everyone saw. (Completely fictional, completely unidentifiable.)

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talons reported so far

Every report is anonymous, reviewed by a person, and kept fun — no shaming, just "yikes, a talon." We're a coming-soon, so the watch has its own waiting line.

Why only toes?

Fair question. Three answers, no feet attached.

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Toes in, feet out

The one house rule: bring the tips, leave the foot. No body, no feet, nothing explicit. Ever.

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The good get crowned

Great pedicures earn a 10/10 and a "toe of the week." Overgrown talons get the report. Simple.

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Fast to toe-load

Optimized images, no framework, no fat. You'll be here before your feet could ever arrive.